In Germany they'd rather have you pass out on the streets than drive drunk. Pretty cool!
2. Painted Shorts
Ah yes, Germany: Where it's totally cool to walk around naked as long as you have paint on your goods. Just one reason why we love this country.
3. Children are better off
We love Germany because even if you get lost there's always someone sexy to help you out. ALWAYS. Don't argue with us.
4. The Woman pull their weight
German women are tough! Beer needs to be transported? They get the job done
5. Always on the go
In Germany, people always have somewhere interesting to go. But they don't waste time getting there in an uninteresting way.
6. Champagne
Did we mention that the painted ladies douse each other with champagne until all that paint starts to drip off? What a country!
We <3 Germany :)
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